La Peter—Candela Peña said—has returned to TVE. This Thursday's visit was with the Andalusian Manu Sánchez in his El Perro Andaluz. Come on, the Spanish dog was playing at home. And there the President of the Government appeared in his jeans and denim shirt - the official dress code of the socialists for this campaign - before a dedicated audience:
—President, president!
Sánchez, the presenter, began incisive:
—What do I call you?
—Peter.
And Sánchez, the president, began with a wink at Broncano. “Let's send David a hug.” There are days when there is no need to explain more. Immediately, they talked about the surprise of the last rally of the pre-campaign, where Begoña Gómez stood on the lectern to the disbelief of all the supporters. “Today she came out and said that this thing of being the wife of and ladies of is over,” said Sánchez, the president. It is not easy being Sánchez in Spain. It would be worse to be called Bienvenido de Arriba Sánchez and be from the PP, yes, but this is a senator and not a presenter. Sánchez, the communicator, then said:
—Well, today I introduce you as Begoña's husband.
And the president said that he met his wife in a bar when he was a councilor of the Madrid City Council 20 years ago and that it was he who put the toothbrush in his house and not the other way around. Afterwards, they talked about the strike and the police charges.
—Who gave the order?
—I don't know.
And he defended the minister like never before. "Fernando [Grande-Marlaska] is my little left eye. He is the best Minister of the Interior with Alfredo Pérez Rubalcaba." (It is understood that the right eye is Margarita Robles). Sánchez, the presenter, then played a video by Isabel Díaz Ayuso where she praised the physique of Sánchez, the president. And the Andalusian Sánchez said:
—Do you think that handsome people are required to do double that?
—Both of us being dogs and having the last name Sánchez…
Sánchez, by the way, appeared on TVE after football. Some will say: “The only thing missing was that they had put PSOE Vote after Baena's goal.” Yes, but Felipe González already did that in 1986, when, after Butragueño scored one in the World Cup in Mexico, he appeared by surprise on television throughout Spain: “Vote PSOE.” What times. Even Felipe voted for the PSOE at that time.
“I joined the PSOE through Felipe González in 1993,” said Sánchez, president, when asked about the former president. "I hope Felipe goes from white to red. Because with white we don't stop the extreme right." And then a video of Jesús Quintero with the former president appeared on the giant screen with this dialogue.
—Can a former president tell a president 'you're wrong'?
—You shouldn't. And if he says it, in private.
Sánchez said he would take the video home. And it is understood that the documentary filmmaker's salary will increase. There was also talk of Zapatero. "I asked him about the jewelry and, do you know what he told me? 'I don't even want to see it.' I didn't even know he had it." The Andalusian dog, yes, had certain doubts:
—Man…
—Look at the mess.
—I believe in his innocence.
Also about Abalos and Cerdán. "Manu," said Sánchez, "I have asked for forgiveness. Do you know the number of ministers I have appointed? I don't want to put hot water, but, man..." And another somewhat uncomfortable question came.
–What's wrong with you, Sánchez?
–Life.
Here, Sánchez would have done his handstand, but Ione Belarra already did that on her TikTok. It was also the turn of the insults. And, by surprise, Sánchez's mother, the presenter's, appeared. Although it is not ruled out that there will be more interviews with Sánchez in the coming days on TVE and namely... Loli Vázquez said that her son, the comedian, receives a lot of insults, like when he was suffering from a serious illness and they told him from social networks:
—I hope the disease does its job.
The Spanish dog said that his family suffers. That his daughters have even gone to “garitos” where “Pedro Sánchez, son of a bitch” is sung. And when he finished, an hour and a half later, Sánchez took Sánchez to the confessional. And he sang the traviata.
–Have you ever stolen?
There was silence for a couple of seconds.
–According to Feijóo, the presidency.
And, after being questioned, he revealed:
–When I was 10 years old, I took some firecracker with me.
