Flávio Bolsonaro proposes Eduardo as chancellor and criticizes Brazilian diplomatic tradition

Of all Flávio Bolsonaro's proposals, the most toxic came last week: his brother Eduardo will be the chancellor of his eventual government and will "clean up" Brazilian diplomacy.

Pindorama has already tasted this poison. In 2019, his father appointed diplomat Ernesto Araújo to the position. His management was disastrous even by the former captain's standards and he had to replace him in 2021. Ambassador Carlos França took his place, who reestablished the House's style.

The election came, Bolsonaro was defeated and tradition prevailed. France was sent to the embassy in Canada, where he performs his role as a correct professional. Cannibalism is foreign to the life of the Itamaraty.

In 1964, after João Goulart was deposed, his chancellor, Araújo Castro, was sent to Athens. In 1985, after the dictatorship ended, Chancellor Ramiro Guerreiro was appointed by President José Sarney to negotiate the external debt.

Brazil has respected diplomacy because it has no place for cannibals. The Baron of Rio Branco got along badly with the Viscount of Cabo Frio, general director of the Ministry. He waited for him to die, which happened in 1907.

The Bolsonaros should read "The World in which I Lived", the memoirs of ambassador Pio Corrêa (1918-2013), a true and fearless conservative.

The Judiciary in Creation Week

If the Brazilian Judiciary were present in the week of creation, it would force the eternal priest to:

1st day: God would create light, but would keep processes involving magistrates in darkness;

2nd day: God would create the firmament, separating an area for the offices and houses of the magistrates;

3rd day: God would create the plants and orchards of the magistrates that would have continuous harvests;

4th day: God would create the stars, with priority given to family members of magistrates and higher courts and their families;

5th day: God would fill the seas with fish and the waters of the magistrates with salmon;

6th day: God would create animals and human beings, with immortality and eternal youth for magistrates;

7th day: God would rest, with the right to retroactive vacation.